Posted by: Gomzy | September 23, 2008

Dog Logic

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

– Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

– Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

– Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

– Andy Rooney

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people.

– Anonymous

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

– Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise .

– Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can. That’s almost $21 in dog money.

– Joe Weinstein

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

– Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

– Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

– Roger Caras

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.

– Phil Pastoret

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